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Slack Jaw

by Scorn Dog

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1.
Ted Cruzin' 01:22
I’m Ted Cruzin’ and I’m feeling kinda sweaty I’m still losin’ and I’m cruising for a bruisin I’m Ted Cruzin’ and I don’t do dildos I’m straight boozin’ and I’m drinking Natty Ice I don’t get why nobody likes me Donald Trump is just an yellow haired bully From the playground to the statehouse, I can’t get no respect Mr. Obama, I say what the heck I’m Ted Cruzin’ and I’m going kinda crazy I’m still using and I fixin’ for the prick I’m Ted Cruzin’ and I’m not on the news I’m confusing and I’m irelivant I don’t get why nobody likes me Donald Trump is just an orange skinned bully From the playground to the statehouse, I can’t get no respect Bernie Sanders, I say what the heck
2.
Bros Night 00:51
Just did a nickel I’m about to do a dime Peace out girl This is our private time Got me a six pack Chilling by my bros Turn on the boob-tube For a quick J-O Changing the channel Put on the LAX game Got a beer in my hand Not a cell in my brain Call up the pizza Driver took such a rip Mountain Dew on the rocks But too bad, no tip Just chillin with my bros No problems, no clothes The kind of night where anything goes
3.
DFEAT 00:22
Well you do what you want But you want what you don't Fuck us both Yeah you say that I'm wrong But the truth is a joke Fuck us both And along came the words of an innocent man Everyone jumped the gun just as fast as they can Never wanted to forget it I just wanted you to get it Understand
4.
Hey Boy 01:43
Hey baby I don't bite Just let me take you out tonight Hey baby you're okay I'll disrespect you anyway Just like the other guys I'll sweet talk you baby to get into those thighs Just like the other boys I'll listen to your problems but only hear white noise Hey man looking good I seen you round the neighborhood Hey you over there I'll give you something we can share I'll show you what a real man likes You kinda look like my ex wife Run into the room and tell me that's not right I don't understand and I don't see why
5.
Daddy 00:24
Daddy you abandoned me Daddy you sold drugs to me But punches are not hugs to me You are my enemy, my enemy
6.
Sportz 01:04
Pick me pick me You know I gotta play Skip me skip me You always look away Pick me pick me I'm really not that bad Skip me skip me You always go for Chad I wanna be good at sportz So the ladies will like me Good at sportz But you know it's unlikely Sportz sportz Sportz sportz Get me on your team or I'll motherfucking scream Pick me pick me You don't have the gaul Skip me skip me Don't make me catch the ball Pick me pick me I'm really not that fast Skip me skip me But please don't pick me last
7.
Market Place 00:37
Marketplace, marketplace Get get the fuck out of my face From Haagen Daas to Adidas Don't give a fuck about the race Apple Store, Apple Store You're treating me like I'm your whore From Nike town to Calvin Clown It's all a motherfucking bore Let's get up and go to the mall man My marketplace Shop at hot topic cuz no one understands My marketplace
8.
Juicehead, beefcake Giving me a stomach ache Frat bro overload Giving me the penal code Take me to the gym I wanna look like him Big mouth, big man Giving me the backhand Tough guy, never cry Giving me a black eye Take me to the gym I wanna look just like him It's working out
9.
Fuck Trump 01:28
Tiny little man with a big toupee Nothing more to say except Fuck Trump Giant dirty mouth with an orange face Shouting in disgrace we go Fuck Trump Tiny little hands being so obscene All we do is scream and yell Fuck Trump Evil fucking face with a crooked frown Now we're going down unless we Fuck Trump It's not too late To make up for our mistake Fuck Trump

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released June 6, 2017

Written, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Scorn Dog at Youth Riot Studios (fka Broke Boy Studios), Tacoma.

Artwork and design by Alister.

Special thanks to Hannah (the Hannager), Jack, Alister, Bella, & Jordan!

Released by Youth Riot Records on mustard yellow cassette tapes! Limited to 49 cassettes.

Get a copy of the album over at youthriotrecords.storenvy.com/products/20309438-slack-jaw-scorn-dog

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Scorn Dog Seattle, Washington

two and a half man-hating men

daniel - guitar/vox
snelly - bass
speen - drums/vox

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